I want to stick my p in your. b.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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