no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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