So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
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if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
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he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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