How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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