he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
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Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
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So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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