Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
