Barsexuality is the new black.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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