Buhtt sex?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
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You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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