my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
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We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
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The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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