absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
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I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
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he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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