what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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