yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
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LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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