so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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