Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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