the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
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I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
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If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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