honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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