that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
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its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
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First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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