if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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