who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
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Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
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Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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