Banned from zoo.
Again?
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
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Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
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I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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