so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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