wat bout pragnant strippers??
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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