I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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