I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
She told me I should be a condom model.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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