I'm drive I can fine osifer
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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