Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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