i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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