My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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