All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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