I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
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