I think im going to throw up on grandma
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Randomize
