Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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