I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
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