btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
they need to just BURY HIM!
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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