wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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