it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
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"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
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I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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