I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
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Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
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the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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