google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
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just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
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I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?