No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.