FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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