You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
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I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
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I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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