Pants 0. Shit 1.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
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