After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
and i looked up. we had an audience...
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
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he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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