Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
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and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
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our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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