Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
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Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
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I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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