dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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