I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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