Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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