if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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