You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
We need to rekindle our bromance
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
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He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
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All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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