how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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