i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
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my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
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He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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