She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
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you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
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You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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