just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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