Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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