did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Randomize
