We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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