Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
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