You really coming over, don't trick.
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
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It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
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With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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