i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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