just survived the first fart of the relationship.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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